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Wonder if an analyst would have a field day looking at my faves . . . ?
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I am:
Old Scout, 71 years old, male, heteroflexible
From:
Front Range, Colorado, United States
Seeking:
Female, heteroflexible
Interests
and fetishes:
and fetishes:
About me
Non-descript aging hippie type who digs porn. . . a lot. . . but alas, my wife does not. I like to chat about what turns me on about an image, a story, a video, swap yarns, and otherwise pass what is frequently the wee small hours of the morning. My sexual interests vary a great deal, but in the end the most important erogenous zone is the mind. Look for the usual disclaimers, and always. . . save a kind thought for the kitty.
Truth or Dare
You get to ask me up to 5 questions no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. Now I dare you to add this to your bio for others to ask you.
And I have seen a lot of variations on this theme, but will include it as others have as well:
The obligatory disclaimer: WARNING: all individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.
WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
Additional Disclaimer: By us becoming friends, you and I agree that our profiles, photos, videos, stories, and chats are confidential between the two of us, and will not be shared with anyone or any agency for any purpose.
**Pictures shared at this site are copyright protected** Any misuse will result in legal action.
You acknowledge and agree that you shall not post, upload, publish, transmit or make available in any way content of this page including images and recording streamed live or video available for download. Penalties of Copyright Infringement: By reproducing, republishing or redistributing the work of a copyright holder without permission, you may be violating or infringing on his or her rights under the Copyright Act
Truth or Dare
You get to ask me up to 5 questions no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. Now I dare you to add this to your bio for others to ask you.
And I have seen a lot of variations on this theme, but will include it as others have as well:
The obligatory disclaimer: WARNING: all individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.
WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
Additional Disclaimer: By us becoming friends, you and I agree that our profiles, photos, videos, stories, and chats are confidential between the two of us, and will not be shared with anyone or any agency for any purpose.
**Pictures shared at this site are copyright protected** Any misuse will result in legal action.
You acknowledge and agree that you shall not post, upload, publish, transmit or make available in any way content of this page including images and recording streamed live or video available for download. Penalties of Copyright Infringement: By reproducing, republishing or redistributing the work of a copyright holder without permission, you may be violating or infringing on his or her rights under the Copyright Act
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SeaStories1983 Host 10 hours ago
to wernerlisaamity2 : Thanks. Rather miss Olive. . .
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wernerlisaamity2 23 hours ago
Hi mr observer, noticed you enjoy chatting. I know hammy seite here since long ago. For my all old profils, which i gone on purpose i sometimes look at the old profiles, such as olive8, some more i dont say public. Mention plive8 just for you know!
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Pavlopablovic 26 days ago
Love your content and very much enjoying it 🙏🏼🔥🔥😎
DrWhoWhatandWhere 5 months ago
to SeaStories1983 : Florida just passed a law all users need to be age verified on porn sites...not giving credentials to a porn site. For some reason I must be grandfathered in and considered verified. Some sites have stopped serving Florida. I can't get into some others without age verification...hell I'm old as dirt lol
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SeaStories1983 Host 5 months ago
to DrWhoWhatandWhere : Thanks. I have a note into tech support. I thought I was verified with them already, so not sure what else I am supposed to do.
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DrWhoWhatandWhere 5 months ago
a friend shared a letter from xh and said in January they were removing them and if you wanted to post..need to verify
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Promiscuous666Laura 5 months ago
Yes.!. Lovely, Profile. Thank You.!., for Comment. Happy New Year.!.
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DrWhoWhatandWhere 5 months ago
news all good here...hope you are doing well
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OliveComfort7 5 months ago
I want to suck your dick , lick sweet eggs and eat your thick sperm ....When you jerk off your dick , think about it , about this idea
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SeaStories1983 Host 6 months ago
to Catwomanmeows : Well, an attractive young woman who did some erotic videos back in the early aughts. . . I think she may still run a website. Pushed the envelope with lots of "step" relation fantasies and wearing braces for a youthful look. Not even remotely related the character from a certain Space Opera. But you knew that, heheheh. . .
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Catwomanmeows 6 months ago
so who is this "other" Princess Leia?
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skiline36 6 months ago
Cool profile!!! Hot video)
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SeaStories1983 Host 7 months ago
to Nickyhere : Thanks, Nicky. We are not officially "friends" here, but we have some lovely exchanges on Olla's pages to remember and cherish. Should either one of us ever hear from her, we'll reach out, I know. I fear she will not have taken the events of the past few days well. . . can't say that I have either, but we will soldier on.
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Nickyhere 7 months ago
I tried to reply to your comment, on Olla’s page. For some reason the site won’t let me. We miss our Olla so very much 
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666Rhino 8 months ago
to SeaStories1983 : Amen Brother
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SeaStories1983 Host 8 months ago
to 666Rhino : If you have to ask, you may not want to know, heheheh. . .
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666Rhino 8 months ago
Wotz un algo-rhythm, sum kinda funk I waznt quite onto man?
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SeaStories1983 Host 8 months ago
to Onlooker2022 : Yep. It is insidious and dangerous and cloaked in a veil of "convenience." Big Brother is actually commercial, but still wields way too much power. . .
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Onlooker2022 8 months ago
Re the algorithms, I just finished reading Nexus by Yuval Noah Harari. The meat of “Nexus” is essentially an extended policy brief on A.I.: What are its risks, and what can be done? The threats A.I. poses are not the ones that filmmakers visualize: Kubrick’s HAL trapping us in the airlock; a fascist RoboCop marching down the sidewalk. They are more insidious, harder to see coming, but potentially existential. They include the catastrophic polarizing of discourse when social media algorithms designed to monopolize our attention feed us extreme, hateful material. Or the outsourcing of human judgment — legal, financial or military decision-making — to an A.I. whose complexity becomes impenetrable to our own understanding.
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Catwomanmeows 10 months ago
I know you spend a lot of your time under the crashing waves of the... sheets, but I'm sure xham cannot corrupt the corrupted... who erupted... on his... sheets (meow)
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SeaStories1983 Host 10 months ago
to CameronFrye : Well, glad to oblige. I kinda like it, too. . .
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CameronFrye 10 months ago
Rediscovering your excellent collection. I could spend all day here. Thanks, CF
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pied_piper 11 months ago
Hey Old Scout…you have a fantastic page, excellent posts, and great avatar! (I’m listening to that album right now…I know, a little weird while browsing porn!!). Cheers!
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redbush44f 12 months ago
Shiny
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Mary717 1 year ago
Thank you fro the invite! Rick
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DrWhoWhatandWhere 1 year ago
to SeaStories1983 : JT of course...one of my favorite bands ..saw in concert 4 times..had a 6 foot poster of Ian Anderson in my garage (still around someplace)
SeaStories1983 Host 1 year ago
to DrWhoWhatandWhere : Yeah, you probably recognize the source of my avatar, too, heheheh. . .
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DrWhoWhatandWhere 1 year ago
Hey Sea...share your status..old hippy as well..peace bro
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oldjacker67 1 year ago
Thanks for the friendship
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Nickyhere 1 year ago
to SeaStories1983 : some very beautiful women. Pictures too. 
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